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YES! OF COURSE.
BIRTHDAYS, WEDDINGS, CORPORATE EVENTS, BREAKUPS, TUESDAYS..
WHATEVER YOU WANT, JUST ASK, AND WE’LL STACK YOU UP WITH A BUNDLE!
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WHETHER YOU’RE FEEDING A CROWD OR JUST WANT A STASH THAT’LL LAST LONGER THAN A NETFLIX BINGE, BULK IS WHERE IT’S AT!
OUR BULKS LET YOU:
🍪 SAVE BIG – THE MORE YOU ORDER, THE MORE YOU SAVE PER CHONK.
🍪 PARTY-READY – BIRTHDAYS, WEDDINGS, OFFICE EVENTS, GIRLS’ NIGHTS… ONE DOZEN JUST WON’T CUT IT.
🍪 NO FOMO (FEAR OF MISSING OUT) – FLAVOURS ROTATE EVERY MONTH. BULK UP NOW BEFORE YOUR FAVE DISAPPEARS.
🍪 FLEX FACTOR – SHOW UP WITH A CHONK PLATTER AND INSTANTLY BECOME THE HERO OF THE NIGHT.
🍪 CUSTOMIZED PLATTERS – MIX & MATCH ANY OF OUR CRUMBZ AVAILABLE -
FOR INDIVIDUAL ORDERS: PICKUP ONLY
BULK ORDERS: YES! WE CAN CERTAINLY MAKE THAT HAPPEN FOR YOU. WITHIN ALBERTA FOR ADDITIONAL FEES. PRICING DEPENDS ON DISTANCE.
PLEASE NOTE: ALL BULK ORDERS ARE DELIVERED TO A SINGLE LOCATION. IF. YOU NEED COOKIES AT MORE THAN ONE SPOT, PLEASE REACH OUT TO US FIRST TO CONFIRM IF WE CAN ACCOMMODATE!
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WE SHIP EVERYWHERE IN CANADA AND US.
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WE REQUIRE A MINIMUM OF 7 DAYS NOTICE.
WE BAKE FRESH, NOT FACTORY, SO GIVE US A HEADS UP AND LET THE OVEN GODS BAKE YOUR CHONKS PROPERLY.
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NAUGHTY BARKS → BITE-SIZED COOKIE BARKS TURNED INTO PLATTERS
SEASONAL CHONKIES (5-6OZ) → THICKK, PERSONAL-SIZED CHONKS SOLD AS A BULK.
CHONKY POUNDERS (Upgrade) → USUALLY LIMITED-BATCH BEASTS, BUT IF YOU’RE LOOKING TO FEED A CROWD, WE OFFER UPGRADES.
CRUMBZ PLATTER → Assorted barks, regulars, and more! Perfect for parties, events, or just flexing on dessert tables.
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COOKIE BARKS PLATTERS ✨
WE SLICE UP OUR NAUTHY BARKS INTO COOKIE BARK SLABS THAT CAN BE ARRANGED INTO A FULL PLATTER FOR EVENTS.
PLATTER HAS 3 FLAVOURS
YOUR OPTIONS:
SMALL PLATTER: $30 - FEEDS A CREW (1 FLAVOUR)
PARTY PLATTER (ALL 3 FLAVOURS OF YOUR CHOICE: $85 (PERFECT FOR BIRTHDAYS, OFFICE TABLES, GIRLS’ NIGHT, SATURDAYS FOR THE BOYS, ETC..)
MEGA PLATTER: $165 (BECAUSE SOMETIMES YOU JUST NEED THE WHOLE DAMN THING, BUT MADE EXTRA 😉)
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THE NEW CHONK ERA ✨
OUR NEW REGULAR (5OZ COOKIES WE WILL BE LAUNCHING IN SEPTEMBER)
HERE ARE YOUR BULK ORDER INCENTIVES:
CHONK BULK DEALS 🍪
BIGGER THE ORDER, CHUNKIER THE SAVINGS.2 DOZEN – $168 (JUST $7 EACH)
3 DOZEN – $249 (JUST $6.90 EACH) ⭐ MOST POPULAR
4 DOZEN – $328 (JUST $6.83 EACH)
5 DOZEN – $405 (JUST $6.75 EACH)
6 DOZEN – $480 (JUST $6.67 EACH)
MIX & MATCH FLAVOURS OF THE MONTH.
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CHONKY POUNDER PLATTER UPGRADE ✨
WE WILL SLICE UP OUR JUMBO POUNDERS INTO PARTY-SIZED CHUNKS, TURNING THEM TO SAVAGE SHAREABLE PLATTER. JUST TELL US WHICH POUNDER FLAVOURS YOU WANT AND WE’LL MAKE IT HAPPEN.
POUNDERS: 1 for $20 | 2 FOR $38 | 3 FOR $50
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ABSOLUTELY!
BIRTHDAYS, WEDDINGS, CORPORATE BRIBES, WE GOT YOU ON EVERY OCCASION!
WE CAN EVEN INCLUDE A CHEEKY NOTE FROM YOU.